S. Isa: 2013

Dienstag, 24. Dezember 2013

Great Quotes from Great Minds

There are essentially two things that will make us wiser: the books we read and the people we meet.

- Charles Jones

Sonntag, 22. Dezember 2013

Humor from Heaven & Hell

Four married couples stood at the gates to Heaven.

As St. Peter checked their files, he noted that all had pursued dubious paths during their lives.

St. Peter glared at the first man and said, "I can't let you in. You're a notorious drunk—worse than W.C. Fields, I'm told. All you ever thing about is drink, drink, drink. And I notice that even your wife's name is 'Ginny.'"

St. Peter then looked at the second man and roared, "I can't let you in either, because you're a terrible skinflint—worse than Scrooge, I'm told. All you think about is money, money, money, and I notice that your wife's name is 'Penny.'"

The third man cowered in terror as St. Peter declared, "I'm not going to let you in either. Your record shows that all you value are things that glitter. You make Elizabeth Taylor look unadorned. All you can think about is jewelry, jewelry, jewelry, and I see that your wife's name is 'Ruby.'"

Hearing all of this, the fourth man turned to his wife, and grumbled, "He'll never let us in. Let's get out of here, Fannie!"

—Max Isaackson, Public Speaking and Other Coronary Threats

Humor

Definitions of heaven and hell:

In heaven . . .

• all the cooks are French

• all the police are English

• all the engineers are German

• all the lovers are Italian

• and everything's organized by the Swiss

In hell. . .

• all the cooks are English

• all the police are German

• all the engineers are French

• all the lovers are Swiss

• and everything's organized by the Italians

Great Quotes from Great Minds

Consult not your fears, but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you have tried and failed in, but for what is still possible for you to do.

- Pope John XXIIIA

WEISHEIT

Der Mensch ist erst wirklich tot, wenn niemand mehr an ihn denkt.

- Bertold Brecht

This is Business

Great Quotes from Great Minds

Our mind is the most valuable possession that we have. The quality of our lives is, and will be, a reflection of how well we develop, train, and utilize this precious gift.

- Brian Tracy

Samstag, 21. Dezember 2013

Great Quotes from Great Mind

Courage is facing your fears. Stupidity is fearing nothing.

- Todd Bellemare

Great Quotes from Great Minds

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe.

- Anatole France

Sonntag, 1. Dezember 2013

Maradona Napoli Best Goals and Skills

At Napoli, Maradona reached the peak of his professional career. He quickly became an adored star among the club's fans, and in his time there he elevated the team to the most successful era in its history.