Humor

Definitions of heaven and hell: 

In heaven . . . 

• all the cooks are French 

• all the police are English 

• all the engineers are German 

• all the lovers are Italian 

• and everything's organized by the Swiss 

In hell. . . 

• all the cooks are English 

• all the police are German 

• all the engineers are French 

• all the lovers are Swiss 

• and everything's organized by the Italians